- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
CAN SOMEONE ExPLAIN TO ME WHY PEOPLE WALK AROUND WITHOUT AN ID?
FIRST OF ALL IF YOU HAVE A WALLET WHY DON’T YOU HAVE AN ID IN THAT WALLET?
AND IF YOU’RE LIKE “Oh I’ll just go to the store real quick.” THE ID IS THE SAME SIZE AS THE CREDIT/DEBIT CARD
GRAB IT AND GO.
WHAT IF YOUR ASS GETS KILLED HOW THE FUCK IS ANYBODY GONNA IDENTIFY YOU?
This is how I feel when people come into my job and try to buy cigarettes and don’t have their ID.